Best Impersonation of someone showing sympathy -
Mike - after Kev's first crash yesterday I told Kev excitedly after pulling my panniers off to obtain my medical supplies, that I'd found the source of my annoying bike noise (a loose nut) Kev's reply was "Litchy you can shove your loose nut up your ..." !
Mike - after Kev walked into the hotel at the end of the day with blood soaked riding gear and skin ripped legs - " How's that chocolate bar you've been carrying around all day in the heat" !
Best Deja Vu experience -
After crossing into Slovenia I turned around to find that Henley had gone missing - when i queried him after he eventually showed up Kev said that he'd seen some plum trees and had gone over to steal some fruit - he indicated that he would have done so until he remembered his exploding dirrorhea attack in Germany in 2011 doing something similar to some apple trees.
Best quote on tour -
After telling Kev that wee cycling on an old Roman Road because of its straightness Kev replied " kinda like the Roman Road that runs across the Nullaboor back home" !
Beat effort to get lost -
10 minutes into our tour trying to get out of Porec - a new record even for us !
Best Impersonation of someone unhappy -
All Croatian and Slovenian cyclists we've acknowledged and been returned with nothing but a sour faced grimmace !
Best effort to waste a cultural experience -
Our B&B owner in Motovun getting Henley to try slices of bread with a truffle spread on them!
Best effort to look like idiots -
Joint award to Kev and self when our cycle signs run out yesterday approaching Trieste - our jaws dropped looking at our surrounds thinking WTF do we do now !
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